What She Wants. (2/3/08)

Paratrooper boy gave me a book of his to read. Said he swears by it and that i simply have to see for myself.
It’s called ‘What She Wants’, and is arguably the most mind-bending, gut-wrenching specimen of modern society hypocrisy and shallowness i’ve ever seen;
Hence, it’s of undeniable value and i do believe it should be taught in schools worldwide alongside WW2 and the Vietnam war.
Fear it, puny mortals.
 
Simply put, it is an unprecedented load of superficial rubbish, coupled by shallow analogies, the exaltation of hypocrisy and an unerring post-urban overtone of so called sexual ‘liberalism’, and carefully imbued spelling mistakes.
 
I repeat, spelling mistakes.
 
To top it all off, it narrows the female species down to 5 or 6 archetypes and teaches you how to deal with them via a checklist -
so if your victimized lady is both stupid and superficial, for example,
then you need to be aggressive and physical as well as mentioning various brand names and high-society locales blatantly.
 
Nay, i say!
If she’s both stupid and superficial , you need to avoid dating her -
it’s the simple and obvious truth that this particular book hasn’t figured out just yet.
 
I remember Vicka. I can’t say i was following a pre-determined check list, but i might have all the same.
It wasn’t courting. It wasn’t close to being a relationship.
It was easy, cheap and immediate, and it wasn’t worth eating myself over how useless it was.
 
Time better spent making a sandwich.

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